Faina Ranevskaya humorous quotes life advice Russian actress

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly!

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Faina Ranevskaya humorous quotes life advice Russian actress

Your success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor!

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Optimism is lack of information.


It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.


If someone has hurt you, give him a chocolate. If he has hurt you again, give him another chocolate... An so on until this bastard gets sick with diabetes.

 

 

Faina Ranevskaya humorous quotes life advice Russian actress

My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.

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You are healthy if every new day it hurts in a new place.


You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget about it.


Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

 

 

Faina Ranevskaya humorous quotes life advice Russian actress

Doctors are powerless if a patient wants to live.

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God created women beautiful so that men can love them and stupid so that they can love men.


A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.


When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

 

 

Faina Ranevskaya humorous quotes life advice Russian actress

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

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Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.


A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, − is her husband.


Spelling mistakes in a letter are like bugs on a white shirt.

 

 

Faina Ranevskaya humorous quotes life advice Russian actress

To play in a bad movie is like spitting into eternity.

Faina Ranevskaya