Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~ Ambrose Bierce



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Values being created


"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."

Katharine Hepburn

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late."

Max Kauffman

"Marriage is the death of hope."

Woody Allen

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"When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part."

George Bernard Shaw

Brief history


"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!"

Rodney Dangerfield

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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

Groucho Marx

"Love is blind marriage is the eye-opener."

Pauline Thomason

"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced."

Helen Rowland

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked."

Kimberly Broyles

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henry Youngman

Milestones completed and future plans


"As soon as you find the one to marry, just shut up and listen."


"Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put in the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman."

Herbert Spencer

"Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating."

Ray Bandy

 "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."

 Zsa Zsa Gabor

"No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first."

Cesare Pavese

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."





Marriage Management Skills  


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"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."

Woody Allen

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?"

Barbara Streisand

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"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

Oscar Wilde

"The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."




 Successful Marriage: Part 2  >>>