Humorous Quotes - KNOWLEDGE AND LEARNING

Learning and Knowledge

If a person knows what he wants,
he either knows too much or wants too little.

Mikhail Zhvanetsky

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.

Kurt
Vonnegut

I am not young enough to know everything.

Oscar Wilde

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Oscar Wilde

Teach other to learn yourself.

Teach yourself to double the impact!

Keep growing!

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.

Mark Twain

"Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates." ~ Dr. A. Lawrence Lowell

"Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit."
~ Elber Hubbard

I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught.

Winston Churchill

Learn during all your life. And then you will have a right to say that you know nothing.

Kozma Prutkov

Even an idiot becomes smarter when he falls in love.

Kozma Prutkov

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"One never realizes how much and how little he knows until he starts talking."
~ Louis L'Amour

"Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It allows you to get stuck in more remote places."
~ Garrison Keillor

"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." ~ Bertrand Russell

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Albert Einstein

Education is what remains after
one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget about it.

Faina Ranevskaya

"What you don't know will always hurt you."
~ Peter's Observation

"Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It allows you to get stuck in more remote places."
~ Garrison Keillor

"The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do."

~ Harold Coffin

"So you see! There's no end to the things you might know, depending how far beyond zebra you go." ~ Dr. Seuss

"All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others... Logic is like the sword – those who appeal to it, shall perish by it." ~ Samuel Butler

"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." ~ George Bernard Shaw

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