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A good
memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which
gives immortality to conversation. |
Mark
Twain |
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I like
to talk with people who express my thoughts clearly. |
Unknown |
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I don't
care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. |
Dorothy
Parker |
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If you
can't say anything nice about a man, let's hear it. |
Unknown |
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Never
call a man fool; borrow from him. |
Addison
Mizner |
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A bore
is a person who talks when you wish him to
listen. |
Ambrose
Bierce |
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A bore
is a man who spends so much time talking about himself that you
can't talk about yourself. |
Melville D. Landon |
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The
covers of this book are too far apart. |
Ambrose
Bierce |
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Only
one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question,
and we meet him every day. |
Kin
Hubbard |
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Lying
has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the
compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to
him. |
Samuel
Butler |
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Say
what you want and be who you are because those who mind don't
matter and those who matter don't mind. |
Dr.
Seuss |
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No one
so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as
the one who is giving it. |
Arthur
Robinson |
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Advice
is like castor oil, easy enough to give, but dreadfully uneasy
to take. |
Josh
Billings |
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My wife
has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she
stops to breathe. |
Jimmy
Durante |
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Some
read to think, these are rare; some to write, these are common;
and some read to talk, and these form the great majority. |
Charles
Caleb Colton |
Humorous Quotations
