Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov

Inventor and Founder of Fun4Biz.com and Ten3 Business e-Coach (1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, success360.com)

  

Overview

Values being created

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." Katharine Hepburn

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late." Max Kauffman

Targeted market

"When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part." George Bernard Shaw

Brief history

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!" – Rodney Dangerfield

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." Groucho Marx

"Love is blind marriage is the eye-opener." – Pauline Thomason

"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced." – Helen Rowland

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked." Kimberly Broyles

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman

Milestones completed and future plans

"As soon as you find the one to marry, just shut up and listen." – Unknown

"Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put in the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman." – Herbert Spencer

"Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating." Ray Bandy

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." – Zsa Zsa Gabor

"No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first." Cesare Pavese

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." Unknown

 

Marriage Management Skills

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband." Montaigne

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?" – Barbara Streisand

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being." Oscar Wilde

"The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." – Unknown

Growth Strategy

Product

"Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse." P. G. Wodehouse

Operational plan

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin

Development risk

"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house." – Jean Kerr

"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." – Albert Einstein

"It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure." Herbert Samuels

Risk management strategy

"Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side." Zig Ziglar

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." Rita Rudner

Growth risk

"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted." Helen Rowland

"It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him." Helen Rowland

"With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!" – Rodney Dangerfield

Risk management strategy

"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." – Agatha Christie

"For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to say married, get two." – Ray Romano

Other risks

"Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it."   Helen Rowland

Risk management strategy

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." – Rodney Dangerfield

"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first." – Billy Sunday

 

Markets

Analysis

"All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage." Lord Byron

"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl." – Stephen B. Leacock

"A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it." – Israel Zongwill

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde

"Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks." – Groucho Marx

"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." Oscar Wilde

"What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork." – Pearl Bailey

Competition

"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war." Gilbert K. Chesterton

"If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers." Unknown

Marketing strategy

"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked." – Bill Cosby

Funds Required and Uses

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran

Financial Projections

"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive." – Johnny Carson 

 

 

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