Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov

Founder of Ten3 Business e-Coach and Fun4Biz.com

 

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

 
 

Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~ Ambrose Bierce

 

 

 

Part I     Part II

 

 Overview

Values being created

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." Katharine Hepburn

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late." Max Kauffman

 New Service Idea:  How To Find a Perfect Wife or Husband

Targeted market

"When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part." George Bernard Shaw

 

Brief history

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!" Rodney Dangerfield

 Humorous News:  Serial Bride 107-Year-Old!

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." Groucho Marx

"Love is blind marriage is the eye-opener." Pauline Thomason

"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced." Helen Rowland

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked." Kimberly Broyles

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman

Milestones completed and future plans

"As soon as you find the one to marry, just shut up and listen." Unknown

   The Tao of Effective Listening

"Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put in the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman." Herbert Spencer

"Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating." Ray Bandy

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." Zsa Zsa Gabor

"No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first." Cesare Pavese

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." Unknown

 

 

 Marriage Management Skills

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband." Montaigne

   Your People Skills 360

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?" Barbara Streisand

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being." Oscar Wilde

 Humorous Advice:  How To Destroy Your Marriage

"The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." Unknown

Successful Marriage: Part 2  >>>

  

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Jokes

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Problems, Solutions

Work, Job, Profession

Humorous Quotes

Marriage

Divorce

Relationship, Love

Communication: Speaking, Listening

Advice, Decision, Action

Cross-cultural Differences

Health

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