"If you want to sacrifice the
admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead,
"I never knew what real
was until I got
married and by then it was too late."
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Find a Perfect Wife or Husband
"When two people are under the influence of the
most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they
are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and
exhausting condition continuously until death do them part."
George Bernard Shaw
"My wife and I were
happy for twenty years. Then we
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married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
is blind –
marriage is the eye-opener."
"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar,
a practice which is still very much practiced."
– Helen Rowland
"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't
have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to
hear about the way his mother cooked."
"Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Milestones completed and future plans
"As soon as you find the one to marry, just shut up
The Tao of Effective Listening
"Marriage is a ceremony in which
rings are put in the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman."
"Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating
"A man is incomplete until he is
married. After that, he is finished."
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
"No woman marries for money; they are all clever
enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first."
"No man is truly married until he understands every
word his wife is NOT saying."
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
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"Why does a woman work ten years
to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?"
"How can a woman be expected to
be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly
normal human being."
How To Destroy Your Marriage
"The four most important words in
any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
Marriage: Part 2