Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov

Founder of Ten3 Business e-Coach and Fun4Biz.com

   

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. ~ Woody Allen

 
 

Social Evolution: Old mantra: Love to be loved. New mantra: Like to be liked. Vadim Kotelnikov Social network jokes

 

 

Overview

Values being created

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."   Joan Crawford

"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance." Oscar Wilde

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant." Henry Miller

Targeted market

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess." H. L. Mencken

"A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her." Oscar Wilde

Brief history

"I know you aren't perfect. But it's a person's imperfections that make them perfect for someone else." Stephanie Perkins

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." Oscar Wilde

"Men always want to be a woman's first love women like to be a man's last romance." Oscar Wilde

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." Orson Welles

Milestones completed and future plans

"Man begins by loving love and ends by loving a woman. Woman begins by loving a man and ends by loving love." Remy De Gourmount

"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat." Oscar Wilde

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'." Woody Allen

"A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it." Zsa Zsa Gaboz

"There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it." Lily Tomlin

 

Love Management Skills

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." Oscar Wilde

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." Dorothy Parker

Growth Strategy

Product

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." Henry Louis Mencken

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." Robert Frost

"Love is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with the mind." Bob Phillips

"Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage." Ambrose Bierce

Operational plan

"If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life." Oscar Wilde

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it." Woody Allen

"In love, the best way to erase one's face from the tablet of memory is to draw another across it." Helen Rowland

Development risk

"There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: young, old, and middle-aged." Unknown

Risk management strategy

"If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring." Alphonse Karr

"To find out a girl's faults, praise her girl friends." Benjamin Franklin

Growth risk

"A sweetheart is a bottle of wine; a wife is a wine bottle." P.C. Baudeareil

Risk management strategy

"Adultery is democracy applied to love." H. L. Menken

"Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!" Irish joke

Other risks

"All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling." Oscar Wilde

Risk management strategy

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs

 

 

Markets

Analysis

"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time." John Barrymore

"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely." Basta

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein

"After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings." Austin O'Malley

"Women are made to be loved, not understood." Oscar Wilde

"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful provided you get between the right man and the right woman." Woody Allen

Competition

"There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy." Jean Anouilh

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." Benjamin Franklin

Marketing strategy

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." Erich Segal

"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." Brendan Francis

   Yin-Yang of Effective Listening

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." Woody Allen

Funds Required and Uses

"Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years." Henry Fielding

"If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: 'I'm cheap!'" Delta Burke

"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." Melanie Clark

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." Brendon Francis

 Financial Projections  

"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." Henny Youngman

"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." Lord Thomas Robert Dewar

 

 

 

 

 

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