I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word of what I am saying.
not young enough to know everything.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from
time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then
wonder what to do with it.
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
Men always want to be a woman's first
love – women like to be a man's last romance.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and
ends by blocking his retreat.
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
All bad poetry springs from genuine
If you are not too long, I will wait
here for you all my life.
Bigamy is having one husband or
wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
A man can be
happy with any woman, as
long as he does not love her.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
I choose my friends for their good looks, my
acquaintances for their good characters, and my
enemies for their intellects.
Beliefs, Communication, Action
When I was young I used to
money was the most important thing in
life; now that I am old, I know
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a
great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and
he will tell you the truth.
Work is the curse of the drinking
The one person who has more illusions than
is the man of
Anyone who lives within their means
suffers from a lack of
I can believe anything provided it is