Mikhail Zhvanetsky humorous quotes Russian writer

It is not enough to find your place in life,
you must be the first to get there.

Mikhail Zhvanetsky

 

 

 

If a person knows what he wants, he either knows too much or wants too little.


Donít drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.


Any car will last you a life-time if you drive fast enough.


An idea entered his head and now it is desperately trying to find his brain.

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Everything in this world is relative. For instance, the length of the minute depends on which side of the toilet door youíre on.


Itís so pity when other people have your dreams come true!

 

 

 

 

The best alibi is to be a victim.


It is difficult to crawl with your head proudly held high.


Good always wins over evil. Hence, the winner is always good.


Never exaggerate the stupidity of your enemies and the loyalty of your friends.


You can recognize a decent man by how difficult it is for him to be indecent.


If you're arguing with an idiot, he's most likely doing the same.

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Better dinner without an appetite than an appetite without dinner.


You want to get everything and at once, but you get nothing and gradually.


Discovering your place in this world is not enough, you must also be the first to get there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mikhail Zhvanetsky humorous quotes Russian writer

Itís so pity when other people have your dreams come true!

Mikhail Zhvanetsky