Creative Achiever

 
 

Self-discovery

 

Success Secrets

Successful Relationships

A Humorous Business Plan Composed of Humorous Quotes

 

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov

Inventor and Founder of Fun4Biz.com and Ten3 Business e-Coach (1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, success360.com)

 

Personality Overview

Values being created

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway." – Fr. Jerome Cummings

Targeted market

"I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects." – Oscar Wilde

"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world." – Oscar Wilde

Brief history

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." – Gilbert K. Chesterton

"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." – Virginia Woolf

Milestones completed and future plans

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Relationship Management Skills

"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success." – Doug Larson

"Think twice before you speak to a friend in need." – Ambrose Bierce

"A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance." – Benjamin Franklin

Growth Strategy

Product

"One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives." – Euripides

Operational plan

"One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing." – Oscar Wilde

"I drink to make other people interesting." – George Jean Nathan

"Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards." – R. A. Dickson

"Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it." – Mark Twain

Development risk

"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." – Woodrow Wilson

"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."  – Arthur Brisbane

Risk management strategy

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Growth risk

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Risk management strategy

"Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level." – Max L. Forman

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." – Jimmy Durante

Other risks

"Our enemies come nearer the truth in the opinions they form of us than we do in our opinion of ourselves." – La Rochefoucauld

"An eye for an eye and everyone shall be blind." – Mahatma Gandhi

Risk management strategy

"Forgive your enemies – if you can't get back at them any other way." – Franklin P. Jones

"Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much." – Oscar Wilde

"When you are ill make haste to forgive your enemies, for you may recover." – Ambrose Bierce

Markets

Analysis

"In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity." – Ambrose Bierce

"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction." – Oscar Wilde

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women." – Groucho Marx

"The Average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think." – Ladies’ Home Journal

"Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike." – Oscar Wilde

"We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we bore." – La Rochefoucauld

"There may come a time when the lion and the lamb will lie down together, but I am still betting on the lion." – Josh Billings

Competition

"Egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me." – Ambrose Bierce

"A true friend stabs you in the front." – Oscar Wilde

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." – Rita Mae Brown

Marketing strategy

"All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction." – Oscar Wilde

"No pressure, no diamonds." – May Case

"It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes." – Oscar Wilde

Funds Required and Uses

"If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it." – Unknown

"When you've got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow." – Fern Naito

"It's better to give than to lend and it costs about the same." – Philip Gibbs

"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." – Woody Allen

Financial Projections

"Never call a man fool; borrow from him.." – Addison Mizner